Iron man 2008

I feel like you're driving me to court martial. This is crazy. What did I do? I feel like you're gonna pull over and snuff me. What, you're not allowed to talk? Hey, Forest... - We can talk, sir. - Oh, I see. So it's personal? No, you intimidate them. Dear God, you're a woman! I honestly, I couldn't have called that. I mean, I would apologize, but isn't that what we're going for here? I thought of you as a soldier first. - I'm an airman. Well you have actually excellent bone structure there. I'm kinda... having a hard time not looking at you now. Is that weird? C'mon, it's OK, laugh. Hey! - Sir, I have a question to ask. - Yes, please. It is true you went 12-for-12 with last year's Maxim cover models? That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict, but fortunately the Christmas cover was twins. Anything else? You're kidding me with a hand up, right? Is it cool if I take a picture with you? Yes, it's very cool. I don't wanna see this on your MySpace page. Please, no gang signs. No, throw it up, I'm kidding. Yeah, peace! I love peace. I'd be outta job with peace. C'mon! Just click it, don't change the settings, just click it. What's going on? Jimmy, stay with Stark! Lie down! - Wait, wait, give me a gun! - Stay here! Tony Stark. LAS VEGAS, 36 HOURS EARLIER Visionary. Genius. American patriot. Even from an early age, the son of legendary weapons developer Howard Stark quickly stole the spotlight with his brilliant and unique mind. At age four, he built his first circuit board. At age six, his first engine. And at seventeen, he graduated Summa Cum Laude from MIT. Then, the passing of a titan. Howard Stark's life long friend and ally Obadiah Stane, steps in to help fill the gap left by the legendary founder. Untill at age 21, the prodigal son returns, and is anointed the new CEO of Stark Industries. With the keys to the kingdom, Tony ushers in a new era for his father's legacy, creating smarter weapons, advanced robotics, satellite targeting. Today, Tony Stark has changed the face of the weapons industry, by ensuring freedom and protecting America and her interests around the globe. As liaison to Stark Industries, I've had the unique privilege of serving with a real patriot. He is my friend and he is my great mentor. Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to present this year's Apogee Award to Mr. Tony Stark! Tony? Thank you, Colonel. This is beautiful. Thank you. Thank you all very much. This is wonderful. Well, I'm not Tony Stark. But if I were Tony... ...I would tell you how honored I feel, and what a joy it is to receive this very prestigious award. Tony, you know, the best thing about Tony... ...is also the worst thing - he's always working. C'mon! We should just stay till the morning. - You are unbelievable! - Oh, no. They roped you into this? Nobody roped me into anything. But they told me... that if I presented you with an award, you'd be deeply honored. Of course I'd be deeply honored. And it's you! That's great. So when do we do it? One more round. - There you go. There it is. That was easy. I'm so sorry. - Yeah, it's OK. Wow, would you look at that? That's... that's something else. I don't have any of those swooping around. All right, ride! Give me a hand, will you? OK, you too. I don't blow on man's hands. There it is! It's the Lieutenant Colonel Rhodes' roll, and... That's what happens. Worse things have happened, I think we're gonna be fine. Color me up, will you? - This is where I exit. - Tomorrow don't be late. - Yeah, you can count on it. - I'm serious. - I know, I know. Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's. There you go. Mr. Stark! Excuse me! Mr. Stark! Christine Everheart, Vanity Fair magazine. Can I ask you a couple of questions? - She's cute. - She's alright? Hi. - Hi. Yeah. Okay, go. You've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that? Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint. And what do you say to your other nickname, the Merchant of Death? That's not bad. Let me guess... Berkeley? Brown, actually. Well, Ms. Brown. It's an imperfect world, but it's the only one we've got. I guarantee you the day weapons are no longer needed to keep the peace, we'll start making bricks and beams for baby hospitals. Rehearse that much? Every night in front of the mirror before bedtime. - I can see that. - I'd like to show you firsthand. All I want is the serious answer. Okay, here is serious. My old man had a philosophy: "Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy." That's a great line, coming from a guy selling the sticks. My father helped defeat Nazis. He worked on the Manhattan Project. A lot of people, including your professors at Brown, would call that being a hero. And a lot of people would also call that war-profiteering. Tell me, do you plan to report on the millions we've saved by advancing medical technology? Or kept from starvation with our intelli-crops? All those breakthroughs: military funding, honey. Wow, did you ever lose an hour of sleep your whole life? I'd be prepared to lose a few with you. Good morning. It's 7 a.m. The weather in Malibu is 72 degrees with scattered clouds. The surf conditions are fair with waist to sholder highlines, high tide will be at 10:52 a.m. MALIBU, CALIFORNIA Tony? Hey, Tony! You are not authorized to access this area. - Jesus!