friends with benefits 2011

Okay. Let's see where we are. We could move this, get rid of that. That kind of freaks me out. Don't need her. We can get rid of that. That's done. Okay, we could start with this. I know it's a hard-hitting piece, but come on, you guys, and it’s the Internet. We need traffic, it’s perfect. Now, she looks smart and knowledgeable about immigration reform, nerds trying to look. Come on, Keep looking. Just so you know, the movie starts in 10 minutes. I know, give me your pants. I'll buy you lunch tomorrow. Come on. Please try not to be late. I really hate missing the beginning. I'm wearing the only clothes outside the theater, because I'm the only person outside the theater I love that outfit. You look so sexy in that. You know that I love this movie. If a prostitute and a ruthless businessman can fall in love, then anyone can. I know this means a lot to you, which means it means a lot to me. Well, apparently it doesn't. I'm looking at you right now. I can see you. It's okay. I got us sandwiches. I got you turkey, no cheese, gluten-free bread. Sure this was prepared in a nut-free facility. I'm full aware of our allergies. I'm here. I'm really sorry. We missed Your Body Is a Wonderland. Only one song, that's not so bad. The good news is, he has so many good ones. Here's an idea: next time, instead of being late, just sit on my face. We really got to go in. Julia Roberts is about to put on her really tall boots. We need to talk. I think we should take a break. I just feel like we should chill for a while. You said I was your soul mate, when we were at that bed and breakfast. Count, I was tied up at work. I'm sorry. Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little more about the girl that you're dating. 'Cause last time I checked, work doesn't reassure you I just said lightly around it are like a little button. Not your issue any more, worried about how to break up with me. I was trying to decide what to wear. So, you went with sneakers. You're better than that. I just think we're heading in different directions, yeah, you to the John Mayer concert and me not. Thank you for doing this before the concert, by the way. He is the Sheryl Crow of our generation. Just know that I am not at all crushed by this breakup. You want someone to sweep you off your feet, but you're more interested in getting swept off your feet than someone who's doing the sweeping. You seem like you've got it totally together, but you're actually really emotionally damaged. Also, you have, like, really big eyes, and that freaks me out sometimes. Thank you. That's enough. Of course it's me, you can't say that. You're breaking up with me. It's not. Its me.I doesn’t like you anymore. This is my fault. You deserve better than me. You're a great guy. A little too emotionally unavailable, if you ask me. I really want to stay friends. You're going to get through this. I really have to stop buying into this Hollywood cliché of true love. I'm just going to shut myself down emotionally. We won't be landing on it, then, like that flight, you know, with that captain they keep giving medals. That pilot was a hero. Plane actually did a lot of the work. I think I found the perfect guy to fill that job at GQ. He's landing early. I'm scrambling. He’s not sold on the job yet, but I'll get him there. I always do. I'm even picking him up in a hybrid, tall building empire state building, really tall one with the antenna on top of it, the windows. The makeshift sign made out of lipstick, that's me. You're picking me up from the airport. I like to keep things interesting. You're not exactly what come to mind when you think headhunter. I prefer "executive recruiter." Headhunter sounds a little creepy.