For us to push
back from the gate, make sure seat belts are fastened, tray tables in their
locked position, and your luggage is completely stowed. We'd like to thank you
all for flying with us. Flight 82 to San Francisco is ready for boarding at
Gate, Flight 63 to New York now boarding at Gate 41. It's the least I could do.
It's your birthday, But Dane's home so we got to go to the bedroom. Yeah, well,
we finished eating. I just thought that this might be a great moment, for you
to give me my gift. Amy, I didn't get you anything. You told me that you didn't
want me to get you anything. I have missed something here, baby. Garrett, I
tell you not to get me something, so you want to get me something really great,
because I'm the girlfriend that didn't ask for anything. I'll get you something
now. It is not about the goddamn gift. It just was about the gift. It's bigger
than this. It's a combination of a lot of things. I've invested so much in this
relationship and I don't feel like you're doing the same. I don't even know if
you're into this. Don't even think about calling me again. I should not call
you. I almost forgot why I was running. Well, it's impressive reporting.
However, needs to be completely restructured. And a spell-check wouldn't hurt.
I'm 31. I'm an intern. I'm going to get wasted. I'd love a copilot. I still
can't believe she broke up with me. All right, hang on a second, man. It's a
tough thing to get dumped. You get upset, you go to your room, and you turn off
all the lights. You light a candle and you just, like you know. Go to that deep
emotional place, I didn't cry. I've never cried like that. I've only really
cried over a girl in, like, high school, maybe, I don't know. Maybe you weren't
into that chick. Because I didn't cry, it means I'm not- No, I liked her. Of
course I liked her. And we were good together. I don't know what happened. This
happens every time. You get in a relationship but you don't fully commit. You
never have, not since I've known you. The girl figures that out and she splits.
And then we have to sit here and listen to you be surprised about that. Over
and over again, this happens a lot, all the time. It's not true. It happens
occasionally. There's a definite pattern. I'm going to go clear my head, a lot
of self-righteousness going on. I'm not crying, just going to clear my head.
Clear your head, cry, same thing. You know what I'm talking about with the man
cry. You're like a Swiss army knife. Hey, we should circulate, there are hot
guys everywhere. You're being lame. You are just jealous. More for you, baby.
Go have fun being in The Accused. I like your shirt. You smell good. You might
as well remove that quarter. I have no intention of getting off this game. I
was just about to beat the high score. There's no way you got that close to
ERL. I've never gotten that close. Look, I'm sitting right over there, we got a
pitcher. I'd feel like shit if you don't have a beer with me, One Cent
pedophile to another. I feel like you're not listening to me. I am listening.
I'm trying to figure this out. I can't tell if they're together. I think
they're on their first date. Yes, I see them. They're tall. I bet the blond
played college sports. There are no baby pigeons in the city. I screwed up Erinn's Centipede game so I owe her a beer. It is time for tonight's round of
bar trivia. So you know the rules. Uh, just teams of two. Terry, I just got
shocked by this mike. Well, and then don't put your face on it. I do not have
health care, Terry. Hey, listen, these two get really moody and emotional when
they're separated. Okay, let me read all the choices before you answer, Seven
hundred and 41 weeks, in case you're curious.
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